1.
They’ll be the ones commenting on your status updates:
2.
They'll be the ones who will take any opportunity to let you know they're vegan:
3.
They'll be ones constantly scanning tumblr for mentions of "vegans":
4.
They'll be the ones ruining your prom proposals:
5.
They'll be the ones coming up with the most metal descriptions of fast food of all time:
6.
They'll be the ones setting reasonable regulations for the meat industry:
7.
They'll be the ones revealing themselves before the dinner party even begins:
8.
They’ll be the ones prefacing all their correspondence with “(vegan)”:
9.
They'll be the ones instantly losing control of their own diatribes:
10.
They'll be the ones crying over their breakfast of raw veggies:
11.
They’ll be the ones ruining a perfectly good game of “spot the 12-year-old”:
12.
They'll be the ones saying "mmm" about dry toast:
13.
They’ll be the ones fundamentally misunderstanding the process of cheese making:
14.
They'll be the ones crapping all over this little goldfish's parade:
15.
They'll be the ones making innuendos about protein:
