I never had the idea that strippers grow on trees. Of course each one is somebody’s daughter. The strippers at my favorite strip clubs understand that I’m their new “daddy-o”- that is, until my bills run out. Then they say “if you ain’t got no money, take your broke ass home”.  Maybe someone will write a sappy song for guys like me. I’m not just an ATM, I’m somebody’s son! They should give me free lap-dances for being such a good patron.

let’s face it…she’s probably not somebody’s pride and joy…nobody loves her for who she is inside

Is it wrong I was disappointed I didn’t ever see her stripping?

Surely this is Matt Parker and Trey Stone production? It can’t be serious.

Dude if it was somebody’s son, I wouldn’t be giving them my twenties. This video is dumb!

…she’s become a lady overnight… best ironic song lyric ever

so instead of going to the strip club or pulling his pork with some porn…he goes to his daughter? euw man… EUW.

OMG!! I totally banged that one girl in high school.

I was going to go to to a strip club tonight, followed by giving a bail out to my local porn shop, but now I’m not. Thanks, Somebodysdaughter.com.

I only watch gay porn…so I guess this is N/A

Would it be totally fucked up to catch wood from this video?
I mean, I totally didn’t, I’m just asking.

It would have been funny to put (NSFW) after the title of this post!