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Anyone who eats the cookies and LEAVES THE CREAM:
2.
Receptionists who mix M&Ms with Skittles in their candy dishes:
3.
Whatever sadist in the marketing department came up with this:
4.
Anyone who buys unfrosted Pop-Tarts:
5.
Boyfriends who step on the scale while their girlfriends are on it:
6.
Co-workers who eat the center out of cinnamon buns:
7.
People who just throw the shells back in with the pistachios:
8.
People who open cartons of milk like this DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT HAS A CAP:
9.
The store manager responsible for this:
10.
People who eat all of the chocolate out of Neapolitan ice cream:
11.
Anyone who squeezes a tube of toothpaste like this:
12.
The guy who designed these stairs:
13.
People who frost cakes with mustard:
14.
Whoever trained this cat to do this:
16.
Your roommate who keeps stealing all the batteries out of everything and replacing them with rolls of Smarties:
17.
Whoever put these posted up all over campus:
18.
The product designers at Bose:
19.
Moms who pack your sandwich like this:
20.
People who take pictures with iPads:
21.
And ANYONE who puts the roll like this:
