24 Signs You’ve Been Single For Too Long

It’s probably time to dust off that old OKCupid profile.

1. Your dad has mistaken the sound of you eating noodles alone in your room before:

ID: 1932887

2. When you go out to eat, the hostess shows you to the single-occupancy table:

ID: 1932888

3. Your “bae” has caught you “slipping” before:

ID: 1932889

4. This has happened to you before:

ID: 1932890

5. You’ve thought to yourself, Who needs friends when you have crash test dummies?

ID: 1932891

6. You’ve got season tickets for this seat:

ID: 1932892

7. You find yourself in this aisle at Target more than you’d like:

ID: 1932893

8. You’ve been caught sitting totally alone in an empty auditorium, watching Space Jam by yourself:

ID: 1932894

9. This is your car:

ID: 1932895

10. You carry the telltale mark of a person who had to apply their own sunscreen:

ID: 1932896

11. You go to elaborate measures for the sake of your Instagram feed:

ID: 1932898

12. You spend a lot of time sitting alone at bars:

ID: 1932899

13. The parks department had this bench put in just for you:

ID: 1932900

14. You got this as a gift two years ago and it’s been sitting there like this ever since:

ID: 1932901

15. You find yourself going stag more often than not:

ID: 1932902

16. The last friend request you got was from a packet of taco sauce:

ID: 1932903

17. You’re in a deep, meaningful relationship with the woman from your GPS:

ID: 1932904

18. You have to hold the cat in family photos:

ID: 1932905

19. You spend WAY too much time with mannequins at the mall:

ID: 1932907

20. This book gets more use than you’d prefer:

ID: 1933081

21. This is the last kiss you received:

ID: 1932908

22. You see this as a viable option if things get too dire around Valentine’s Day:

ID: 1932916

23. You live your life according to these four words:

ID: 1932909

24. You are Rian:

ID: 1932906

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