1. Your dad has mistaken the sound of you eating noodles alone in your room before:
2. When you go out to eat, the hostess shows you to the single-occupancy table:
5. You’ve thought to yourself, Who needs friends when you have crash test dummies?
8. You’ve been caught sitting totally alone in an empty auditorium, watching Space Jam by yourself:
10. You carry the telltale mark of a person who had to apply their own sunscreen:
11. You go to elaborate measures for the sake of your Instagram feed:
14. You got this as a gift two years ago and it’s been sitting there like this ever since:
16. The last friend request you got was from a packet of taco sauce:
17. You’re in a deep, meaningful relationship with the woman from your GPS:
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