Wait, so you get a fully assembled IKEA table and you get to masturbate? Sounds like a win-win for you, but what do I get out of this?
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At least she is “serviceable”
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Could someone please define the term “serviceable” for me as it's used in this sentence? Actually, nevermind…probably don't wanna know.
Maybe if she stopped masturbating she could put it together.
maybe she should contact this craigslister, maybe catch him in mid-wood.
Obviously…
but they forgot the meatballs
AND I get iced tea? Man that's all sorts of win.
Unlimited…
• it's NOT ok to contact this masturbator with services or other commercial interests
I hope that's not a dude.
The Colts are sooo gay.
Seriously, enough already. We get it.
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