3. Anyone who saw The Parent Trap and wondered what happened to Lindsay Lohan’s British twin:
19. This guy, who apparently doesn’t understand Roman numerals AND thinks “vagina” is spelled with an “f”:
24. Anyone who thinks elevators are stupid for having a button for the floor they’re on:
25. Whoever is in charge of deciding what is and what is not breaking news:
Here Are The Top Stories
- Tunisia's president declared a state of emergency a week after a deadly terror attack on a beach hotel.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️