Female chart: replace “balls” with breasts and you're good to go.

Who the fuck sleeps in the supine position?

Who the fucks sleeps in the supine position?

Abdomen is such a broad term. What about “Ribs”? Surely, there has not been a moment when your kitty is about to crack at least several ribs?

What about dogs shoving their snouts in your crotch? Not so sure I enjoy that more than a cat stepping on me in the middle of the night.

Dogs can easily be trained to NOT jump on furniture and people. Cats do what they like. Dogs > Cats.

i think the neck % is a bit higher than that

of course if you're a lady, boobs take the place of balls and in the same proportion…cats are pervs.

based on this chart you are incorrect about dogs being better pets than cats…my dogs are notorious for jumping up on the bed and landing on my husband's balls…and they weigh WAY more than a cat does…50 lbs and 75 lbs. if i was a guy, i'd rather have a cat stepping on me there than a dog jumping up and landing there…