Leviticus 112:15 : Every time a gay doth do a reach-around, a bird will falleth from the sky.

If nature is angry because gays are allowed to do their thing why isn’t nature angry at it self there are thousands and thousands of gay creatures in nature.

Her mouth keeps moving but all I can think is “She’s wearing a purple snow-leopard jacket… what? I don’t even-“

And God said unto thee “Take that! Stupid birds…” Yeah God smites innocent creatures that have nothing to do with the actions of humans. It totally makes sense guise!

Stupid bitch.

“punisment?”

Well, we also wiped out the dinosaurs so you guys should be taking this shit seriously.

Christians are our nation’s best comedic resource.

God works in circuitous routes. Looks like a sign from the almighty, that unless we turn away from the pious arrogance of the Tea Party mentality he will take all the feathery toys away, and then begin working on television celebrities and rodents. I know, he could just leave a note, or zip and email, but then he wouldn’t stand out in his mysteriously inimitable way. You’d think he’d have better taste in his spokespersons. Seems to have a thing for sycophants of limited intellectual capacity. Got to wonder about a god who hangs around with such people.

God is telling men to reject the swallow, stop goosing each other and get back to watching boobies. We must tern back to Him. However, the balled eagle is on his own.

that makes absolutely no sense, I didn’t watch the video granted, but what do gay people have to do with bird deaths? Someone has no idea what the movie Birdcage was actually about…