I thought the veins were fake until I saw the Stallone pic that was posted here. It’s totally drugs. Probably is steroids.

Why are people still trying to make Madonna relevant? She just ISN’T anymore. Okay her forearms might be relevant now.

The hair is the real problem, and they did that to her. Why not just get Courtney Love if you want the “I just rolled out of bed (at a crack den)” look?

Next up, “Carol Channing for Dole & Gabanna.” Might as well go all the way.

this just reminds me to enjoy my youth fuck i’m already old OH NOES

i can’t wait til all you kids who are saying “EW” get old.

On that last pic I can see some poorly executed ‘shopping on da cuh-leeeeeevage too…ew. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about what THAT originally looked like! Madonna, please start wearing long sleeves whenever you venture forth from your lair because you look like Skeletor and you make kitty scared.

So…when does this century get it’s own culture?

What lovely tatas!

Dolce & Gabbana doesn’t have a line of gloves?

this year for halloween, i’m going as madonna’s forearms.

Mickey Rourke lost a LOT of weight.

I would gag if she touched me with those things.

Madge still looks amazing in the un-retouched shots, but Holy Scary Arm Veins!