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You have a hard time navigating a normal handshake:
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And you've made this mistake more than a few times:
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When you're walking with two other people, you always end up one pace behind them:
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You're not great at getting back to people in a timely manner:
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But it's not your fault... you've been busy:
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You've made some grim journeys through this section of Target before:
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But at least you did so with a little privacy:
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And as far as you're concerned, this is mankind's greatest achievement:
9.
When someone says they miss you, your first thought is "there must be some mistake":
10.
Your text message history paints a grim picture:
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Not to mention your dating site profile:
12.
Innuendo is lost on you:
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You never quite know what to do when things get flirty:
14.
And you fall apart at the first sign of anything sexual:
15.
Fortunately, things rarely get sexual:
16.
This is the most used key on your keyboard:
17.
And this little guy is almost always in your recently used tab:
18.
You sometimes worry what your neighbors think when you bring out your recycling:
19.
For you, this is a godsend:
20.
Parties are a nightmare:
21.
Photobooths are never a good time:
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And even beer labels give you a hard time:
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For you, nothing beats a quiet night in:
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As long as you can manage to get to your room without anyone noticing:
