Flight attendants on the overseas airlines still look like they used to back in the 'Catch Me If You Can' days.

“Just dance” when the airplane is on fire and the oxygen runs out.

Excellent! I'd fly an airline staffed by people who are allowed to be human beings. In every other flight, I read my paper during the safety announcement.

If I had to sit through this, I'd pray for gremlins on the wing.

Total fail. I was just staring and not paying attention to what they were actually doing.

i wish my flight attendants looked like this. i usually get stuck with a fat effeminate dude with a five o' clock shadow

Total failed attempt at a viral video.

/Agree with Stefan

What is it with Cebu? First the prison, now the airline! Cebu is like the Glee epicenter of the Pacific Rim!

I tend to find this kind of stuff demoralizing.