1.
This guy who extinguished what sounded like a hell of a party:
3.
This sad, lonely dude:
5.
This guy whose standards are way too low:
6.
This guy who actually might be on to something:
7.
This woman who is so sick of Ethel's shit:
8.
This guy who discovered a dark secret about his friend and them himself:
9.
And this guy who discovered an even darker secret:
10.
This employee of the year:
11.
This guy who has way too much time on his hands:
13.
This pre-op selfie taker:
14.
This artistic masturbator:
15.
This woman who said what we were all thinking:
18.
This woman who was almost too hungover to sext during church this morning:
19.
This guy who just gets it:
20.
This expecting father:
21.
This woman who found a convenient workaround for bra shopping:
22.
This woman who has higher standards than the rest of the riff raff:
23.
This inspirational princess:
24.
This guy who finally used all that math he learned in elementary school that he thought he'd never use:
25.
This spiteful philanthropist:
26.
And this guy who understands the futility of Whisper:
