Did someone tell this moron that Gays had higher testosterone and were not impotent - look at those who came out of the closet later - many are fathers many times over. Yeesh, talk about responsible airwaves!

what a loon.

Well then stop drinking that shit Alex !..Looks like you had too much of it…

This might explain Alex Jones' man boobs.

If he was really straight he would be keeping the conspiracy to himself so that all his competition would turn gay and he would have unfettered access to all the horny women who weren't getting enough sex.

Alex Jones is the man. O and go ahead bring on the hate everyone, I hear all the time on campus. I have a counter to record how many times I hear someone call me an idiot.

Is he talking about BPA? Perhaps his point would be better if he wasn't so manic. Is there also a conspiracy to give him bipolar disorder?

… *walks away*

I only let my daughter drink water… Oh no they put fluoride in the water. It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

suck on the straw and you'll suck on some dicks.

Don't girls drink juice too? Wouldn't this lead to more babies and not less?

Well at least I can blame my juice box when my mom finds out I'm gay!

How much estrogen is there in all the phalli he eats daily?

I have a feeling this is just a rehashing of “Don't drink the Kool-aid!”

Has anyone ever seen Alex Jones and Sacha Baron Cohen in the same room? …. Ha! I knew it!

The Juice are behind everything.

Out of sight, out of mind…who cares.

Alex Jones has the best comedy routine ever. He puts Andy Kaufman to shame. Brilliant work, Mr Jones!

Son of a bitch… i'm sitting here drinking a juice box…. and I am ready to put lipstick on.