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This sort of acting out is typical behavior from somebody whose parents didn't give them enough attention growing up.

Tanner Ringerud BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 years ago
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  • Get a life………. Jesus IS your life, and you need to find Him.

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  • Three weeks later. Still lol'ed.

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  • Wow! Look at all the Heart's and LOL's. At least I know I'll be in good company in Hell!

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  • I remember this was so funny… in like 2002.

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  • mbl4889 tweeted Jesus Is A Dick Follow · Retweet  about 2 years ago
  • Wonder why he only bothers white people.

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  • Wow, I'm in tears right now. 100% Awesome. “Wtf, Jesus?”

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  • Oops! I think Jesus made me click the black heart accidentally. Because like these people, I rely on divine intervention to perform common, simple tasks like clicking buttons on the internet.

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  • Jokes like this are so safe and unimaginative. This meme is like really bad Saturday Night Live. Come up with what might be a joke and swiftly drive it straight into the ground.

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  • where's the jokes about Muhammed? oh yes, you're too scared to do any…

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  • Shut the fuck up, Jesus! Yeah!

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  • Not even funny. How about pictures of Mohammed? I might laugh then.

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  • someone needs to make a blog dedicated to these.

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  • HE is watching you read this.
    HE made you click the Love Heart and the LOL box.
    YOU just really wanted to click another BuzzFeed about cats.

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  • If anyone ever thinks he is dick,that person should become impotent and be sexless,loveless for he is the only hope to live in this 6.7 billion dicks and pussies in this world and never bothered and hurt anyone.people who think this way are only sexed up,useless burden for people and mother nature and earth

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  • This is a meme in the making. Some heads are gonna explode. Great.

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  • I think it's pretty awesome how everyone who reacts “thinks Jesus is a Dick.” Good work, Tanner Ringerud!

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