That's funny..the guy used the same font for both signs.

1. I want to marry whoever put up the MJ sign.
2. Riley has excellent tape.

Tan will bring your glove when he comes, Riley.

Maybe if Riley wasn't yelling at everyone, then he would get his glove back.

It's something MJ would scream during his songs. It's actually pronounced, “Sha-mone” (silent “e,” hard “o”). I think the author in this case was extending the “eee” in order to relate that the second syllable carried for a while.

I feel like an Idiot. what is “sham-on-ee” supposed to mean/refer to?

I like his method of confirming his own identity. “I'll wave and nod, and say, 'hello, Mr. Thompson,' while stomping on your foot…”

Messages from beyond the grave are LOL.

poor riley :'[