Haha, it’s funny because he died. Oh, wait, no. It’s not funny.

Now we know why he couldn’t walk in the first place. His last thought was “How could I make this same mistake TWICE?

he had to have been drunk

Wow, he had to have been retarded to have not known that would happen since I am sure (at least I hope) he saw the elevator car leave the doors!

Does this mean Asians can’t drive scooters either?

I’m probably gonna be wrong about this but, as for the people in the background just standing around…
I believe I have heard that in Japan (I know this happened in Korea, but this may still apply), the more ridiculous you are acting in public, the more likely everyone else is to AVERT their eyes. Possibly his crazy ass was essentially put on ignore for rackingu disciprin.

What’s with the people you can see in the reflection just standing there and not even reacting when he goes down…?

And thus the average IQ of the planet goes up slightly.

It seemed staged.

so like i heard he died.
so it was really funny
and now im like
questioning my mortality. not a poem just an observation.

I can hear him going: “Curses! Foiled again!”

What a douchebag. Asshole who do this sort of stuff kind of deserve to fall down elevators.

I hope he was needing to go down.

This is the gold standard for the “Poor Decision” button.

I think I figured out how he wound up in that powered wheelchair in the first place.

Well, that’s one less dumb ass on this planet, I guess.

Was he drunk AND high on PCP? How could you think that would be a good idea?

Tanner, that’s really fucked up. We need a “Tanner, you’re fired” badge.