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    98 Hilarious Times Gordon Ramsay Had Zero Filter

    Some of these almost cross a line but then you remember it's Gordon Ramsay and it's hilarious.

    Gordon Ramsay. We all know him. Perhaps you've even seen the video of him carving a chicken while blindfolded. There's no denying he's a king of the kitchen — but he's also an absolute master of the roast. His insults are some of the meanest, most debasing, most hysterically creative we've ever seen.

    So we took the liberty of compiling some of his most savage quotes below. Store these away for a rainy day when you need to impress your friends (or enemies) with an absolutely devastating roast. Which one is my favorite, you ask? I literally couldn't pick. They're all just too rich.

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    Gordon saying, You wouldn't even serve it to a fucking pig, it's crispy as fuck and it look like Gandhi's flip flop

    2. "This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off."

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    "This is a really tough decision because you're both crap"

    4. “Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.”

    5. "It's so fucking raw it's still got its wool on it!"

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    7. "Are we making a soup or trying to summon a demon?"

    8. "Right, I'll get you more pumpkin and I'll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?"

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    11. "You added so much salt and pepper I can hear the dish singing ‘Push It.'"

    12. "I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in… as little as you."

    13. "Right now, I'd rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth."

    14. "You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley!"

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    16. "I feel like I've just given birth. I guess that's the placenta. It's ghastly. "

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    18. "The beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the fucking salad!"

    19. "This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singing 'Under the Sea.'"

    20. "This fish is so raw, he’s still finding Nemo.”

    21. “Swearing is industry language. For as long as we’re alive, it’s not going to change. You’ve got to be boisterous to get results.”

    22. "The salmon is raw and the chicken is as dry as a fucking camel's ass in a fucking desert storm."

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    24. “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.”

    25. “You used so much oil, the U.S. want to invade the fucking plate!”

    26. "This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!"

    27. "Forecast for tomorrow? 100% chance of tears."

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    Gordon telling someonne, I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a restaurant

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    30. “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”

    31.

    32. "Missy, clean your fucking glasses!"

    33. "This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing 'Let it Go!'"

    34.

    35. "The problem with Yanks is they are wimps."

    36. "This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.”

    37. "Cooking today is a young man’s game, I don’t give a bollocks what anyone says."

    38.

    Looks like a sliced up baseball glove ………… https://t.co/DP6sqVOf1G

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    39. "The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody’s ego, that’s it, game over."

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    41. "I’m Gordon Ramsay, for goodness sake; people know I’m volatile."

    42.

    Crusted dogs turd https://t.co/7HQkZvfjjk

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    43. “If I tell you to get out there I don’t give a fuck if you’ve got a thong up your crack.”

    44.

    Horse shit..... https://t.co/WnxQcU33U6

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    45. "This fucking pigeon is that raw it can still fly."

    46.

    A lunch time boob job ! https://t.co/vWDRmA4p7H

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    47.

    How to make your sister cry on her birthday! Bake her a mess !!!!! https://t.co/h0X6qoaHd3

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    48.

    Idiot pizza !!!! https://t.co/jPxTo37vlS

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    49.

    Scrambled vomit! Is that after you threw it up ? https://t.co/SesqGZah5s

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    50.

    Looks like my great grandads left foot....... https://t.co/UC5jamAnap

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    51.

    Looks like my grandads sponge https://t.co/XIOJZgzgXJ

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    Gandy's flip flops https://t.co/IQq3reqXuw

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    54.

    Looks like my grandads knee caps ! https://t.co/sT2tQ14rVW

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    55.

    Looks like your Cat's been over your Dogs diarrhea https://t.co/UJyKLzvMQZ

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    Looks like Santa's done a number 2 on your mince pie ! https://t.co/tq0t8sTqIw

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    Looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool https://t.co/3Rf6s62Rgk

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    Chicken shitta masala https://t.co/LArcBPp2G5

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    63.

    Refried puke...finished with dry skin https://t.co/aUJLBAxi4i

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    Masterpiece ??? Masterbate... https://t.co/z2pCd1ICNg

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    Looks like the inside of my grand dads colostomy bag https://t.co/D9YGdx4Bm1

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    69.

    Gordon and a contestant praying in front of an oven

    70. "This lamb is so undercooked, it's following Mary to school!”

    71.

    pigeon inside a kitchen and Gordon says it's the freshest thing in there

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    Gordon keeps saying oh my god and someone responds, if he keeps going like that Jesus will appear. Gordon responds, I hope so because i think that's what's needed right now

    75.

    "I've never, ever, ever, met someone I believe in as little as you"

    76.

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    "Hey panini head, are you listening to me?"

    78.

    "my gran could do better and she's dead"

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    "Thank you on the worst dish in this competition so far"

    84.

    "looks like a seagull splattered all over your pork"

    85.

    Gordon praying to not get poisoned for the fourth time in four months

    86.

    "You were cooking like fucking idiots"

    87.

    "wow, look at that. a boob, huh?"

    88.

    Gordon responds with "dreadful" when asked how the food is

    89.

    Gordon saying someone looks like a rhino running around trying to take a shit

    90.

    "Wow this looks like a fucked up version of a science lab"

    91.

    "You fucking donut. Of course you don't microwave a salad"

    92.

    "I don't remember ordering any stinky old cheese"

    93.

    Gordon taking food from a table and telling them it was not ok to eat

    94.

    The capital S doesn't stand for shit

    95.

    when asked if he wants anything he says, yeah a sick bag maybe

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    This post contains content from Jamie Jones, Alex Finnis, Lauren Yapalater, Michelle Rennex, Jesse Szewczyk, and Audrey Engvalson. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.