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When people just WILL NOT stop comparing you to beautiful, talented young actresses.
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When you’re just trying to surf in Thailand and you keep getting interrupted by drowning girls.
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When clothes don’t fit because you’re just TOO toned and athletic.
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When you’re gettin hassled for just trying to have SO MUCH safe sex.
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When one of your many admirers refuses to reveal who they are.
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When you’re just trying to be decent and cover up your ENORMOUS penis but you can’t.
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When you can’t find time to catch up on your reading because you get asked on TOO MANY dates.
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When you have too many desirable physical traits and it just gets to be overwhelming.
9.
When you can’t figure out why the dean would have you on his list. Like, are you in trouble?
10.
When your new Porsche keeps getting flats and you just can’t figure out how to prevent them.
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When you’re too good in bed to keep a steady girlfriend.
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When you’re pretty sure you know when the Bar exam is, but just want to ask your friends quick just to make sure.
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When you can never find time to study but end up getting good grades regardless.
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When haters like your English professor give you good grades out of spite.
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When you’re SO TALENTED that you can’t even enjoy climbing the corporate ladder like everyone else.
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When you have to worry about giving other people low self-esteem because you look TOO GOOD.
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When you can’t even log into Facebook cause you’re so popular that you can’t get anything done.
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When you’re too busy partying to train but still manage to break athletic records.
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When you’ve gotten so powerful so quickly that you’re sure you MUST be doing something wrong at the gym.
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When you’re reminded that even you, A PhD candidate, has to deal with house pests.
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When you just want to show off how small your expensive new puppy is but all you have on you is $100 bills.
