Pure Awesome.

I’m interning in Houston this summer! I must find this man and promptly purchase him a beer. P.S. I think I’m going to start talking like this. Join me. Err time me n my nig FRODO tryin to fry up some nice crispy bacon, those BITCHASS agentz of Sauron rollin up in our shit actin a damn fool stabbin us n straight pigeon shittin all over us n droppin motherfuckin AVALANCHES on our asses. Respek

This is fucking funny.

Eek ! I pass by there every day! That’s crazy! I love Houston!

I live down the street from this dude and he’s right THIS PLACE IS THE SHIT.  ps. Go Coogs!

Woa…that is only about 25 minutes from my place…

this is alot funnier if you imagine aziz ansari reading this outloud….

thisis alot funnier if you picture aziz ansari reading this outloud

“Carpet. So soft.”

I want to marry this man. Can you imagine how he’d advertise his penis on a date?
“OH SHIT. IT CAN PEE AND PLEASURE? FUN AND FUNCTION YO.”

hahahha!

three. blocks. away. -_-

i am going to tell my wife i am moving out.i want a different roomy like this guy. I wonder of he would let my bebes’ move up in dat mug too>

Lmfaaaoooo.

If you get hurt up in dis piece, you can BRING DA AMBALAMPS kiiiid.

did andy samberg write this?

if only he wouldn’t assrape me in my sleep and put the pictures on /b/

I’d hit it.