Make her laugh should dominate this pie chart.

Knocking up her sister is missing as well…

Ahem, based on my research, it doesn't work if she ignores you first.  In fact, most girls seemed to be impervious to all those…they just didn't put 'be rich', because as in real life, it's an unfair fight.

The guy version would be the same except the biggest piece of pie would say “have big boobs.”

Yeah, no, “Borrow Your Friend's Puppy” needs to be way larger.