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That dreaded moment one of your friends asks to try them on...
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Then proceeds to put their gross, greasy-ass fingers all over the lenses...
3.
And hearing this over and over...
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While you're answering all their stupid questions...
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Knowing that there's just no winning...
7.
The dreaded moment you just want to lay down and watch TV...
8.
The moment you've got to go out in the rain without an umbrella...
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The moment you take the first sip of a hot beverage...
10.
Those moments when you first got them and forgot them all the time...
11.
All those moments you just had to endure the sun blasting your corneas...
12.
All those moments you avoided the 3D showing...
13.
And all those moments you couldn't avoid the 3D showing...
14.
The moment in gym class where you took a dodge ball right to the face...
15.
Or worse, having to changing into these before...
16.
That moment you realize they fell off your bedside table and you've gotta go feeling for them...
17.
That moment you make it past the top few lines and everything falls apart...
18.
And then you've got to make a call between two lenses when there's no discernible difference...
19.
And dreading that final moment when you know you're about to get blasted with that air puff...
20.
The moment you give up on your commitment to cleaning them the right way...
21.
Except when you were wearing fabrics that just sort of spread the grime around...
22.
All those moments when your glasses caught the light just right to ruin every photo of you...
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But worst of all is that moment you realize that this hell you endured is now fashionable...