Source: en.wikipedia.org
Count Chocula: History's Most Dangerous Vampire
According the the “experts” at Wikipedia, It would appear that of all the terrible and monstrous vampires in history, Count Chocula has the fewest weaknesses. This implies that he is the strongest vampire ever, you've been warned.
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the count can be literally dissolved by cows milk.
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“Can be burned while unable to move due to headlessness” Am I the only one who thinks this sounds ridiculous even for vampires?
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I read somewhere that Nosferatu stays crunchy in milk.
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Where is THE Count in this chart? You know, the one who likes to count?
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hes probably killed more people (with diabetes) than the other ones too
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“Identifiable as non-human and retarded by sparkling skin”
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