the irony here is that the satire is aimed at the fact that this ‘marketing team,’ yes, tried so effin hard. It’s muthafuckin mayonnaise people. and here you go trying to make it oh so hip. it’s a sandwich spread, not an integral cultural entity, fuckwads. i’m not sober and i can see this.
there is no ‘battle’ here. just because you have the budget to buy ad space does not give you advantage. you’re still a bunch of fuckwads selling MAYONNAISE like it in itself is important.
stop, and like bill hicks said, kill yourself. no joke, or ploy, or marketing scheme.
you are evil. go away. you erode our souls.