Aww S-N-A-P! Touche’ Colbert, the ball is in your court.

lol it’s just funny. all this controversy is for fun, people. even if the Miracle Whip Marketing Team is “taking this too seriously”
its all for a good laugh. goodness. enjoy some fake controversy once in a while.

The bold marketing team of Miracle Whip needs to go back to school and learn punctuation!

Nothing seems less like a product placement then a faux controversy with said products advertising team.

I love Colbert and I guarantee he’s going to love that letter…..”whichever was the cat in Tom and Jerry”! hahahahaha

the irony here is that the satire is aimed at the fact that this ‘marketing team,’ yes, tried so effin hard. It’s muthafuckin mayonnaise people. and here you go trying to make it oh so hip. it’s a sandwich spread, not an integral cultural entity, fuckwads. i’m not sober and i can see this.
there is no ‘battle’ here. just because you have the budget to buy ad space does not give you advantage. you’re still a bunch of fuckwads selling MAYONNAISE like it in itself is important.
stop, and like bill hicks said, kill yourself. no joke, or ploy, or marketing scheme.
you are evil. go away. you erode our souls.

And here I thought the key to being cool and hip was to not TRY SO DAMN HARD.

Just saw the commercial. OUCH. Why you gotta bust balls Miracle Whip?

Of course, if they don’t run ads on the streaming videos on the website, then I’m not going to notice.

Ooh, controversy.  I love it. :]

This is excellent! I love it whenever Stephen stirs up contreversy like this!

Maybe Colbert should just get to the point and start listing off the ingredients in “Miracle Whip”.

“…they will be in your face and massively dope”?!?!?! Already it’s a FAIL. I love Miracle Whip but that’s just sad.

So lame. Clever, but still lame.

It is a great marketing ploy, but nothing can replace my Duke’s.

I’m not a fan of hipsters, but this sounds like it’s been all mapped out they are turning us into Miracle Whip lovers, and now I am very curious to taste that Whip.

Ok, Imma let you finish, I’m a mayo kind of guy but Miracle Whip has the best marketing team ever!

Colbert is going whip them.