I wish I had bros :(

On the plus side, you are less likely to get arrested for this one and its more hipster douchebag than fratboy douchebag aka fits NYC better. On the minus side you don't get to get drunk.

I tried to pony the turtle. I even filmed it. But he just sat there. I think he's too cool for your games, guys.

I'm more laughing at the “Should Be Viral” badge. That's a nice one.