I'm all for gay rights, but this shit just creeps me out. How about we just say marriage is reserved for HUMANS and call it even?

tongue kissing at a wedding? some people have no class

See, those Harry Potter pick up lines do work!

i'm surprised this isn't happening japan

Meh… nothing new. I married my parakeet.

I hope he's not having..um…relations with the poor doggy.

I don't really understand.

too bad the guys a creep, hes cute U_u

At least it's a girl dog. Could you imagine the media outrage had he married a gay dog?!

No pre-nup, no divorce, no kids, no wonder!

I wonder if someone gave him a jar of peanut butter as a wedding gift.

See! The GOP was right! Let the gays marry and it all goes to pot. Man marries pillow in Japan, Man marries dog in Australia, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that it is definitely, definitely sexual. Also: wtf, man?