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Are You Experiencing A Paradox?

The answer to the above question is yes. The previous statement is a lie.

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One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of “half” is “whole”?
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two canaries make a pair—they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!

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This seems to be a “greatest paradox hits” collection. I'd heard the barber one many times before and the one about the object so heavy it cannot be lifted. I guess I don't get the “faraway point” one, which must be a biggie considering how much space it takes up. Yeah, you can keep dividing the number in half over and over for infinity, but how is that a paradox? That's just math.

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THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE!

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I don't get the barber thing. Just because you only shave those who don't shave themselves doesn't mean you shave everyone who doesn't shave themselves. What am I missing here?

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Wait, my father was using a walker before I was even born? That frisky bastard!

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Oh Tanner, the sci-fi nerd in you MUST know that the potential for alternate world lines eliminates the paradox presented by accidentally killing your father. Also, nice turtle. I've checked, and in fact, they are all the way down.

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