2. This bandwagon rider who will probably just skip the next World Cup.
4. This daring escape artist that was a little lacking on the daring.
7. This woman who realized that extreme push-ups were not, in fact, better than regular push-ups.
9. This grandstanding graduate whose vertical leap isn’t as high as he thought it’s be.
11. This guy who both took up and gave up paint-balling all on the same day.
12. This domino artist who had no choice but to sit back and watch days of work crumble around him.
15. This guy who’s never going to volunteer to go on a coffee run again.
17. This guy who decided that maybe it was okay to be late to that meeting after all.
20. This wrestler who just invented the least impressive move of all time.
21. This overloaded traveller who just gives up and accepts his fate.
23. This guy who doesn’t know why he let hit buddies drag him along for this fishing trip.
26. This woman who realizes in retrospect that this plan worked way better on paper.
28. This guy who didn’t get explicit consent to be photographed with this cat.
29. This guy who knows he never should have signed up for the field crew.
30. This guy who is thinking that it’s not actually too warm for a jacket after all.
31. This genius who couldn’t figure out why nobody else was going up the shoulder.
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