• FOX News

    FOX News is responsible for bankrolling some pretty dastardly characters, including Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Greta Van Susteren.

  • So many failed late-night shows

    FOX has had relatively bad luck with late-night television. Most shows never make it past a few seasons, unlike The Tonight Show, which has been airing for 56 years.

  • Seth MacFarlane

    FOX managed to take the success of the occasionally funny Family Guy, and turn it into an empire of mediocrity. If Conan does find success with FOX, it won’t be long before they milk him for every bit of funny he is worth, killing his quality in the process.

  • Rupert Murdoch Is Evil

    The head of News Corp (the company in charge of FOX), Rupert Murdoch, is kind of a huge dick.

  • That dancing robot from Fox Sports

    Everyone hates that damn robot.

  • They cancelled Firefly

    How smart can the execs at FOX really be if they canceled one of the greatest Sci-Fi shows on network TV?