• This movie would just be about a worm that likes bacon. Which is like: Yeah, obviously. Everyone likes bacon.

  • 6˚ of Kevin Bacon is a fun party game. 6˚ bacon is rock hard and totally inedible.

  • Jews (like Kyra Sedgwick) can enjoy Kevin Bacon, but not bacon.

  • Kevin Bacon has starred in over 60 films. Bacon has never starred in any films.

  • Kevin Bacon taught us to dance out our anger. Bacon just makes us fat.