This is probably the only job that I would refuse to do if there was no costume involved.

While I applaud the skill and artistry, it doesn't help those of us who actually want to read the sign.

In my town they just hire the homeless who then lean the sign against themselves while they take a nap against the light pole…

I did this for a summer, had skills close to number 5, not quite as many revolutions on the spins, but I mastered the under the leg spin and the spin on one finger. Yeah I got egged once. You wipe it off your sign, then you shakerboard some more.

Shouldn't that costume in #3 have a toga or something?

RE: The Bump and Grind Robot - “Come for the pizza, stay for the lap dance”