1.
People who get turned on when they hear "Mount Wario."
2.
Anyone who thinks the Miiverse is the perfect place for a proposal.
3.
People who drinks "period blood," but won't say where they got it.
4.
People who take screenshots like this...
(And people who respond like this...)
5.
Anyone who starts a comment, "I'm no sexist, but..."
6.
Anyone who is too into Peach.
8.
Anyone who thinks about Captain Falcon a little too often.
9.
People who anthropomorphize Chain Chomps.
10.
People who are terrible at poetry.
11.
People who wiggle their eyebrows.
12.
Anyone who speculates on Ganondorf's sexual abilities.
13.
People who can't relate to their parents.
14.
People who a little too into Peach's "birthing hips."
15.
And Pikachu's birthing hips too.
16.
Anyone who wants to remove a character's underwear.
17.
Anyone who's worried about Lucina's booty.
18.
Anyone who ask to see others' "Jigglypuffs."
19.
Anyone who says their favorite anime is "Cory in the House."
20.
People whose favorite raper is Eminen.
21.
People looking for white girls to marry.
22.
People who are this upset about Goku being left out.
23.
Anyone who... ugh. Just... ugh.
24.
People who are embarrassed by their old name. (Especially if it was Anthony.)
25.
And anyone, ANYONE, who uses it to do this.
