2. A dude dressed as shadow showed up and photobombed every picture:
3. Some guy named Candy woke up in your house and cleaned the place:
5. Someone stole your doorknob because they thought it was a muffin:
10. You find all these alarms that you set for yourself last night:
12. You ordered two pizzas. Both of them half-cheese, half-pepperoni. Think about that for a second:
13. …And ask the delivery guy to pick you up some McDonald’s in the “special instructions” section:
14. Your friends and family invite you to the world’s worst flashmob:
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