Top 15 Charles Ramsey Quotes (So Far)

Essentially everything Charles says is classic, but here are the top 15 quotes from Charles Ramsey that could make Dave Chappelle come back and do a show!

Monday night, before I went to bed, I saw that three Cleveland women were found and released from captivity as the news broke. As my typical morning routine, I woke up Tuesday morning to CNN. Before my eyes opened, I heard a voice of a man talking, and I instantly knew we had a new star in the midst; a "star" that would surely make his way to Youtube and auto-tuning.

Charles Ramsey, known as the hero who kicked down the door to save Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight, has been making quite the name for himself as national news outlets are scoring interviews with him. The best interview to date has to be the exclusive with Anderson Cooper on CNN's AC 360. This is where the nation gets a glimpse of that "old school" dialect, that even Anderson couldn't comprehend. Many of you think that he is a joke, but its no question that Charles Ramsey is funny, and knows that he is funny. Essentially everything Charles says is classic, but here are the top 15 quotes from Charles Ramsey that could make Dave Chappelle come back and do a show!

Top 15 Charles Ramsey Quotes (so far)

"We ate ribs and what not… and listen to Salsa music, see where I'm comin' from?"

"I see this girl goin' nuts – tryin' to get out of this house"

"Detective… uh….uh (look down at paper) Cook."

"And they went in, about 30 40 deep, and when they came out, [it] was just as astonishing!"

"He [Ariel] said, they can't get it right. I said, damn postal service. That's it."

"I'm thinkin', where you going, because ain't nobody next door because I just saw Ariel leave."

"So here I come with my, you know, half eaten Big Mac and I looked and I said well, what's up."

"She [Amanda] had a white tank top on, rings on, mascara. You know, she was well groomed. She didn't look like she was kidnapped. That's what I'm saying. That's what threw me off."

"Mmm-hmm. And I took her to my house. Now I'm nervous as hell so I'm fumbling with my phone, so I finally get it right. She can't wait and I don't blame her."

"Moron…Idiot… Imbecile."

"You know what, they got there so fast because I said moron. Because I said hey, Amanda Berry is right in front of me right now. Here's what she got on and I told him white tank top, blue sweatpants, nice tennis shoes, nice ponytail."

"Bro, this is Cleveland."

"See, up until yesterday, the only thing that kept me from losing sleep was the lack of money . See what I'm saying?"

"No, no, no. Bro, I'm a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way."

"And I'm looking at her, right, I'm like your mama trying to help you, girl, shut up."

"I said, well that ain't right… that's a white girl."

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There will be much more to come from Charles Ramsey…you just wait!