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    28 Things It Sucks To Be On Avenue Q

    Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?

    1. You already know that "it sucks to be broke...

    2. ...and unemployed

    3. ...and turning 33!"

    but.... um....

    4. what about a classic like PUBLIC. SPEAKING?

    5. or another one like forgetting your lines during a show?

    6. What about that endless Polar Vortex?

    7. or being told your giftcard has no money left???

    8. What about getting accosted by the Homeless?

    9. and then there's unrequited love...

    10. and getting dumped!

    11. which could lead you to binge on your diet...

    12. and then your jeans stop fitting...

    13. Speaking of "Traumatizing Memories" + "Clothes", what about getting frisked at the Airport?!?

    14. OR FLYING COACH!

    15. OR FLYING COACH DURING THE HOLIDAYS!

    16. What about summer vacations and tourist herds?

    17. The obligatory "Getting stuck next to someone not wearing deoderant" experience...

    18. and later finding yourself caught in the rain wearing flip flops...

    19. What about dealing with your parents?

    20. or those people who move back home after college.

    21. What about having your roommate's GF/BF over all the time??

    22. and then ending up being the third wheel.

    23. What about being hungover...

    24. with no coffee in sight?

    25. Oh and high school

    No, HIGH SCHOOL.

    You know what really sucks though?

    26. People who paid to see Russell Crowe in NOAH.

    27. living in Oprah's Shadow andddd

    28. Ms. Lindsay Lohan

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Production Photo Credit: Carol Rosegg