Oh please. He never looked all that great, even in the “Then” photos. All he had going for him was slightly clearer skin and a visible jaw line. Now he’s a bit heavier and pockmarked. The albino-white skin just makes it look worse, and the spiky dyed hair comes off more like a desperate affectation (and let’s be honest, it always was). On the plus side, if he wants to get into acting, he could always play Patton Oswalt’s degenerate brother.

What, no Elvis Costello?

Mad props for the use of “Aguas de Marco.”

What do you mean, “hipper brands at the expense of mainstay names such as St. John’s Bay?” Any time I’ve gone to JC Penney, that St. John’s crap seems to take up a third of the men’s department.

Some of these corrections seem fairly trifling. And I say that as an obsessive movie nerd. Some dudes say “GET your stinkin’ paws off me” instead of “Take?” Heaven forbid!

This is what I would call an overreaction.

This article is overlooking the far greater, obvious indignity of the girls’ softball team having to play games on a corner of the football field.

Right. And they’re all nobodies.

Was that State Rep at the end just drunk off his ass or what? “I wull awways, AWWAYS giff you the oppatunity to convinze me that yuh righ.”

No they are not. It’s now 1968. This writer is kind of off the mark on a number of these (as well as her gif choices).