1. You’re getting to the point where a lot of your friends are loved up.
4. But when you think back to your own relationships, you’re just grateful you made it out alive.
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7. Singledom means you can pass out on the sofa after watching a Dance Moms marathon.
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12. Not having to shave regularly is a huge plus.
18. Even though you broke up five years ago…
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19. Once you may have sort of cheated on someone, and you didn’t feel as bad as you should have.
23. It keeps things fresh and you don’t get bored.
24. And when dates go bad you get to return to Dance Moms and pancakes.
25. You mourn single pals when you see a new “in a relationship” status.
26. Because let’s face it — all the best songs are about being single and partying.