26 Of The Most Ridiculous Minor League Baseball Logos You’ll Ever See

Some will make you hungry, others will just confuse the hell out of you.

1. Montgomery Biscuits

We know the South loves their breakfast, but come on.

ID: 2701131

2. Normal CornBelters

Something just isn’t “normal” about a stoned ear of corn.

ID: 2701411

3. Modesto Nuts

Something tells us there’s probably a lot of sexual innuendos being thrown around on a Saturday night at the ballpark.

ID: 2701172

4. Jamestown Jammers

What were the people in Jamestown thinking?

ID: 2701548

5. Savannah Sand Gnats

The logo might be a joke, but the terrifyingly real blood-suckers aren’t.

ID: 2701212

6. Everett Aquasox

What the deuce is an “aqua sock?”

ID: 2701278

7. Cedar Rapids Kernels

Mr. Kernel looks like he’s been hanging out in Normal too long.

ID: 2701527

8. El Paso Chihuahuas

Someone didn’t get their taco this afternoon.

ID: 2701737

9. Erie SeaWolves

Erie shows the result of what happens when you dress a creepy pirate up as a dog.

ID: 2701354

10. Kannapolis Intimidators

The most intimidating letter “K” you’ll ever see.

ID: 2701417

Besides being one of the least intimidating mascots in the minors, the Manatees boast an impressive cast of past players.

ID: 2701453

12. Albuquerque Isotopes

I guess Homer’s “hunger strike” to keep the team in Springfield didn’t work out.

ID: 2701146

13. Augusta Green Jackets

Arnold Palmers. All day, every day.

ID: 2701488

14. Auburn Doubledays

Because only mustached men are that casual with a fastball zooming at their face.

ID: 2701513

15. Richmond Flying Squirrels

Being classified as a “Flying Squirrel” before repping the Giants uniform seems like a form of hazing.

ID: 2701264

16. Aberdeen Ironbirds

The happiest damn plane you ever will see.

ID: 2701540

17. Fort Wayne TinCaps

An obvious nod to Johnny Appleseed, but come on…the “TinCaps!?”

ID: 2701244

18. Toledo MudHens

Not as bad as the Walleye, but come on, Toledo.

ID: 2701595

19. Eugene Emeralds

“Eugene is a hotbed of countercultural ideas,” said Brandiose’s Jason Klein. “From Sasquatch sightings to hippy culture, the Ems are honoring Eugene’s eccentricities with a few of their own.” - Emerald’s Official Website

Oh, okay…

ID: 2701197

20. Charlotte Stone Crabs

Such an oddly specific name, but Stoney the Stone Crab reps the team well.

ID: 2701570

21. Omaha Storm Chasers

Twister is no joke…or is it?

ID: 2701601

22. Bowling Green Hot Rods

Cool beans, Bowling Green.

ID: 2701608

23. Hickory Crawdads

For every child who grew up catching crawdads in the creek behind the house.

ID: 2701617

24. New Orleans Zephyrs

Not sure what a beaver has to do with a zephyr, but alright New Orleans!

ID: 2701626

25. Lehigh Valley IronPigs

Mascots, Ferrous and FeFe, represent the team by wearing #26, the atomic number for Iron, on their jerseys. Science rules.

ID: 2701311

26. Lansing Lugnuts

Lansing got screwed.

ID: 2701656

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