5. Paying attention in class is mad difficult.
6. There are only six Jack Johnson albums to choose from.
7. And there just hasn’t been enough Dave happening, lately.
I mean, come on… 70 tours and over 2,000 shows just isn’t enough.
11. Jägerbombs have 160 calories, 14 grams of carbs, and ZERO grams of protein.
Not ideal for the beach bod.
12. Only 23 states border the ocean.
People actually live in the other 27?
13. People still want us to wear socks.
Not going to happen.
15. Others expect us to drink whiskey.
But, we all know those non-bro drinks are fucking tasty.
18. Blue Mountain State was canceled.
And it’s never coming back :(