1.
Quality hotel, but for ten times the price.
2.
Same material, just slightly cheaper.
3.
Dollar shave. Million dollar idea.
4.
Now your drunk uncle can enjoy IPAs.
6.
Same great bikes, but for a much older, hairier crowd.
7.
Now an acronym and in every major mall in America.
8.
Because the other 72 Starbucks spinoffs weren't enough.
9.
Produce the same amount of beer, but now add water and can it for the masses.
10.
Back to the roots. Hipster is just too mainstream right now.
11.
Gentrifying your street corners with the latest full-bodied, organic blend.
12.
If Willy Wonka sold out.
13.
Same beer, now colder.
15.
Trendy gear for the mountains that aren't around you.
16.
Haven't changed, just hate ourselves now.
