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    This Is Your New Life Coach

    "Your brain can change your DNA...My metabolism right now is a crotch rocket...Lift heavy things...Nobody has abs anymore...Facebook and bread are poison." Brain. Hurts. So many quotable things!

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    by austindufault

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    "Esark" came into the bookstore I work in with a sheet of paper advertising his Youtube post. He told us he has changed his life by simply convincing his DNA that he is a movie star. He told us he was Robert Downey Jr., yet in the vid he says he's Tom Cruise.

    I initially thought this may be a troll vid of epic proportions but it's simply too good; it's too sincere IMHO.

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