I loved the Problem Child movies when I was a kid. Now I realize how effed up they were. They would never make movies for kids like that these days.

What’s wrong with boot cut jeans? They tend to be more flattering on most people than skinny jeans.

Tacky hipsters.

She deserves to be fat shamed. That’s what she gets for being a useless puttana.

How about Nancy McKeon (Jo from The Facts of Life)? Not only are lesbians in love with her, but she’s got plenty of straight girls saying they’d go lesbo for her.

I was a teenage girl in the late ’90s and most of this doesn’t apply to me. And the most popular names at my high school were Jennifer, Lindsay, and Danielle; there weren’t many Jessicas.

Whatever. Kobe is still a rapist.

That can’t be circa 1996 because the Olsens were born in 1986 and they look much younger than 10 in that photo.

Wow, she looks great now. Especially considering what a fugly child she was.