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Do You Pee In The Shower?

Let's settle this right here, right now.

There are two kinds of people in the world:

Those who pee before or after they shower...

And those who pee in the shower.

The question is: To pee, or not to pee?

"You are basically peeing on yourself and then standing in a puddle of your own urine. It doesn't get washed away immediately, especially if your drain is a little clogged and you wind up with a kind of shower-bath hybrid situation. The shower is where you go to CLEAN yourself. There is already a place where you can pee and it is called the toilet." —Augusta Falletta, non-shower-peer

"We are given precious little time (not to mention water) on this planet; why let the twin evils of germophobia and SOCIETY tell you not to multitask? We already drink beer and brush our teeth in the shower (at least those of us who know how to live do). Sometimes — a lot of the time, tbh — nature just calls, and there is no better place to answer then amidst a literal stream of fast-moving water. Also, Augusta, unclog your drain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" —Alanna Okun, shower-peer