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    Why My Baby Has It Better

    I look at my baby and am instantly jealous of his life. Here is why.

    atomsmasherhsow
    by atomsmasherhsow

    Community Contributor

    • 1. He's had his mouth on my wife's boob more in the past 4 months than I have our entire relationship.

    • 2. He can urinate himself and it's no biggie.

    • 3. When he burps and farts, chicks laugh.

    • 4. He gets to wear pajamas with feet and it doesn't look ridiculous.

    • 5. The fatter he gets the cuter he gets.

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