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    27 Things You Can't Do Without Facebook

    The world's largest social network isn't for everyone, but it seems like every day there's more stuff you just can't do without Facebook. Sigh.

    1. Prove you're not a serial killer for Airbnb rentals

    2. See what music your friends are listening to

    3. Have a simple alibi if you're accused of a crime

    4. Get a job at Facebook

    5. Get a job at a public agency

    6. See what videos your friends are watching

    7. Crowdsource locating missing pets with zero effort

    8. See exactly where your friends who have Facebook are

    9. Comment on your favorite website

    10. Share life's biggest moments

    11. Stay truly connected with your grandparents

    12. Publicly prove you are smarter than your friends

    13. Poke someone in an acceptable manner

    14. Talk to people against their will

    15. Find friends who will give you their organs

    16. Discover the secret of eternal beauty

    17. Revisit old digital memories instantly

    18. Easily converse in pirate

    19. Force your religious beliefs on others

    20. Learn helpful new dating tips

    21. Change the world

    22. Have an @facebook.com address and an open invitation to spam

    23. See who voted with your same name!!!!

    24. Get your lost wallet returned

    25. Find some cute babies to adopt

    26. Say good-bye, digitally

    27. Win free swag