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Guys have rules. Keep an empty urinal between you and another guy, the man of the house always works the grill, etc.

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Women who want to attract guys should expose 40 percent of their skin, study says.

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If every wax statue looked as great as Victoria Beckham, Madame Tussaud's would rule the world.

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We can only hope the hospital stays more on top of the situation when patients come in hurt and in need of fixing.

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There's just something about a girl who plays video games.

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Undoubtedly we've all had that lingering fear at least once in our lives that the cook was in the back doing something horrible to the food we ordered. But what happens when those people get caught?

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Asylum's Nick Ross is particularly dismayed with this faux werewolf-ery, so he went to work illustrating his dismay in the latest All Mashed Up.

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A man driving a $2 million Bugatti Veyron precision automobile drove it into a lagoon in Galveston, Texas, having been distracted by a low-flying pelican that apparently didn't care how much the car was worth.

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The shameless cash-grab, comic book biography of “Twilight” creator Stephenie Meyer is out, and it is one of the worst things in the world.

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KA-POW! The world record for toppling dominoes has been broken!

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Cops in L.A. have spent months tracking down a vandal who has caused thousands of dollars worth of damage by slapping “Who is John Scott?” stickers on buses, bus shelters and any other flat surfaces he could find.

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This wood nibbler sent out a message to would-be browbeaters on live TV, by spraying an “Early Show” host with a brisk blast of beaver pee.

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Almost all of the Playboy covers from the first year of the new era are embarrassing, shlocky turd bombs — for God's sake, they managed to make a very hot Bo Derek look uncomfortable spreading her legs, and you know that can't be normal.

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Demonstrating his brute strength and laughing in the faces of bald men everywhere, strongman Manjit Singh set a new world record by pulling a double-decker bus more than 23 yards using only his hair.

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Each man's vote is his own private information, but we can't help but recommend these hot chicks because they've each promised to finally stop blocking our phone calls if we help them win.

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Herbert Bristol admits he has a problem with alcohol, and never has it been more apparent than when he drove his car through the front entrance of the local courthouse, down the hall and into the lobby of the building.

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The stage was set for a reunion of two of the biggest hip-hop crossover acts of the '90s.

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There are a lot of unwritten expectations out there in the world for guys.

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Yesterday, Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47, proved a notable exception when he was honored in Moscow on his 90th birthday as a “Hero of Russia.”

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There goes any hope of a SBTB reunion.

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