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Putting Big Boobies to Good Use - The Bra Purse and Toolbox
I saw this girl on YouTube and had to share the videos. She's got huge knockers, and she uses them to store just about anything you could think of, including a hammer, a full set of keys, deodorant, and tons more! Talk about putting your boobs to good use.
My Crazy Experiences As a Sex Chat Model
I spent a portion of my life as a webcam girl for a sex chat site. During all that, I had more than my fair share of unusual requests from various men that watched me. I felt like sharing a few with you just for fun…
The Nympho Series: Introducing Me and My Sex Addiction
My name’s Rachel and I’m a sex addict. I’ve known about my addiction for awhile, and I accept it willingly. I love sex. I love to fuck and be fucked. This is part of my story.
Worst Proposal Ideas Ever
If you’re going to pop the question, you want to aim for romance, not shock factor. There is a time and place for proposing, and sometimes ideas just do not go over well. To avoid the blunders, consider these terrible proposals as an inspiration for what not to do.
6 Reasons Ugly Girls Are Great in Bed
If you didn’t know this already, ugly girls often make the best bangs. Sure they might not be the best things to look at in the sunlight, but who cares once the lights are off? Here are a few things to consider before turning down the next beast that comes your way.
5 Tips for Making Women Horny
Have you wanted to bone her with your boner lately, but haven’t been successful at it? You might be doing something terribly wrong. Avoid the mistakes and follow these tips to make your girl want to bang you like a bass drum.
Tips for Finding Safe Free Porn
It’s hard to find “safe sex” when it comes to porn because of all the virus filled sites out there nowadays. Rather than infecting your computer in the midst of your pleasure hunt, just follow the tips below to ensure safe searching.
7 Things Women Should Not Stick in Their Pussies But Do
Have you ever noticed that some women have vaginas that are more like black holes than cum caves? There are just some things that should not fit in the human body, yet many women out there push it to the extreme. Here are some things that should not fit in between a woman’s legs but have actually been in there…all the way.
5 Ways to Use a Condom Outside of Sex
We all know condoms are great for keeping buns out of the oven, but do you actually realize the power in those latex things? Believe it or not, there are a ton of uses for condoms beyond being a boner bag. Here are some that you may find amusing.
6 Signs That Say She Is Bad in Bed
Have you ever gone to bed with a really hot chick who couldn’t tell the difference between your penis and the bed post? Some women just suck in the sack, but there are things you can look out for to avoid that. Here are some signs that indicate she’s a lousy lay.
5 Simple Cures for Blow Job Bad Breath
After a little lick on a man’s power rod, you might feel that creeping taste of post-penis funk in your mouth. For those times when you regret ever blowing in the first place, this list provides the cure for your bad breath.
5 Household Items Women Can Masturbate With
Are you in need of a quick release but can’t get to a sex shop? This list has some multi-purpose household items that you never thought could be so dirty...
5 Reasons Your Girlfriend Does Not Want Anal Sex
Have you tried countless times to stick your junk in her trunk, only to feel the cold hand of rejection sliding you elsewhere? There are reasons for that...