THAT WAS P-P-P-P-P-P-PRETTY G-G-G-G-G-GOOD!

For some weird reason, I was hoping for a platypus version of Poker Face. That much awesomeness would make the internet explode, though. P-P-P-Platypus, P-P-Platypus (muh-muh-muh-ma)
P-P-P-Platypus, P-P-Platypus (muh-muh-muh-ma)
BLUFFIN WITH MY POISON

Ash, you are my official Buzzfeed hero

That is some of the best ventriloquism I've ever seen!