1. We NEED to get a kitten to keep illegally in our apartment.
2. Let’s just tape over the smoke detector.
No need to go outside.
3. I can definitely take one more shot before we leave.
I will NOT regret this tomorrow.
4. I should cut my own bangs!!
Why pay a hairdresser?
5. I can totally get away with wearing this shirt for another day.
I don’t have the money to do laundry.
8. Oh, I don’t need to wear flip flops in the shower.
Bacteria be damned!
9. But I should wear them outside.
Regardless of the weather!
11. I can afford to drop $2,000 on Spring Break.
Student loans aren’t really real
12. I can cook this in the microwave
The cafeteria is sooo far.
13. I don’t need to go to health services.
Airborne and NyQuil will see me through.
14. This takeout is still good.
It’s supposed to last three weeks, right?
15. I should hook up with my neighbor.
That definintely won’t be awkward tomorrow