Ashley Kuske is a writer/comedian based out of Brooklyn, NY. She is a student at The Upright Citizens Brigade and currently performs with the all-female improv group SVCK MY D!CK (this is real information)
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Go ahead, don your high-waist, white-wash American Apparel short shorts and attempt to braid your hair from the how-to you read on your favorite blog. 10 years from now you’ll be regretting a lot more than that extra margarita you had last night.
Perhaps you hate dogs. Perhaps you’ve seen the Grumpy Cat meme and felt like you were looking into a mirror. You may think you can handle a cat, but here are ten reasons why you should start shopping for turtles.
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