We’re not all this crazy up here, I swear. Please don’t kick us out of the union.

Is..he..kidding..orrrrr…?

The David Hasselhoff of dogs.

Seriously thought that said “whore cousin”, not “whoopie cushion.”

Mostly I think it was trying to get him to shut up.

What does he think hitting the bowl will do?? Ohhhh, to get inside their heads. Their very likely empty empty heads.

Why isn’t the fox the red one? Not only does red indicate danger, but, ya know, foxes are red.

Wow…people are kind of awesome sometimes.

Hells yes! I have many a time googled these wonderful creatures, and you have managed to amass a stronger collection of photos of them than I ever have. I tip my hat to you, sir.

Ok, will someone please come retreat with me to an underground bunker and hold my hand while I cry and have an existential crisis? Anyone?

Somebody please please make Waving Lady into the new Strutting Leo!

It looks like a human-Furby-muppet with people eyes hybrid.

Can I be your best friend?

For the love of god, somebody buy him a kiddie pool!!

Parents.of.the.year! <3

Way to be a judgmental asshole.

Who will join me in making this our underwater home?

This is what we get for cancelling FlashForward!!

Who keeps a sword by the door??

This isn’t totally relevant, I just wanted to share, with a fellow Ashley and Harry Potter fan girl, that my doctor, when I lived in Edinburgh 3 years ago, was J.K. Rowling’s husband…no joke.